[釣魚] 自甘墮落的KLG
這幾天,大家應該有聽說,基隆水湳洞一帶,白帶大咬吧
我,很不想湊熱鬧,所以跑去八斗子青燈,想要撿幾隻落單的白帶
DAY.1:喔喔喔喔!中魚了!!!!
"我無法幫你預言委屈求全有沒有用....."
??誰的電話??
乾,魚掉了>.<
為了接學弟的一通電話,那天唯一的白帶,脫鉤離我而去,就像變了心的女朋友
一去不回頭.........
DAY.2:喔喔,有FEEL了,我感覺到,快要咬了!!
"如果全世界我也可以忘記,至少還有你值得我去珍惜......"
"喂喂?宏麟阿,幹麼?看電影?九點二十?肛人?阿不是,鋼鐵人?
好阿好阿,我在釣魚,收一收就過去,嗯,掰掰!"
電話掛掉一收線,掛底.....
那隻65塊的OWNER軟蟲鉤就像變了心的女朋友,跟地球私奔了.........
DAY.3:喂,安培,我又有FEEL了,感覺魚靠了喔
"轉身離開,分手說不出來,海鳥跟魚相愛,只是一場意外......."
"喂?賴衛?要找我請你們釣蝦?殺小阿?不要拉現在沒錢,我很窮的
等我月中中山報到完再說啦,好啦好啦,掰!"
線收回來
軟蟲....怎麼剩下一半...........?
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DAY.4:哈~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈哈
今天暴釣海鰱阿,田寮河血流成河,生靈塗炭
一隻又一隻的海鰱被我抓上來又丟下去,圍觀群眾達到百人之譜
連基女的正妹都在看我表演瘋狂拉拉樂,投以欽羨的眼光
"我的寶貝寶貝給你一點甜甜,讓你今夜都好眠,我的小鬼小鬼......"
唔.....早上11點了阿..........唉........原來是夢
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