Re: You know that you're been in Korea too long …

看板Korea (韓國)作者 (i love bread)時間19年前 (2006/03/22 00:22), 編輯推噓0(000)
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我在試著翻成中文給我朋友看 可是裡面有些東西我不太確定是什麼意思 可以請知道的人跟我說一下嗎? ※ 引述《Phuv (番薯)》之銘言: : 蠻貼切的 呼呼 大家看看笑笑囉 : ** You know you've been in Korea too long if ** : : 1. You don't mind paying more for coffee than dinner : : 2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF HOF HOUSE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't bother you : : 4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors : : 5. You don't even notice the misspelled signs in English (eg.'openning') : : 6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and walk briskly : : 7. You say “o-rai, o-rai” when your helping your buddy back up his car. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in sc : hool combined. ^^^^^?? : : 9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast : : 10. You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo Book Store. : : 12. You don't mind playing basketball on dirt. : : 13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names (H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. : G.O.D.) : : 14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold : : 15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason : : 16. You bow to all of your white friends : : 17. You look for a Lotteria when you're in Minnesota ^^^^^^^^^?? : : 18. You enjoy bad tasting instant coffee in luxury settings : : 19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a crowded elevator : : 20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think it is ok : : 21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permed and wear unmatched : clothes and anklets : : 22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon : : 23. Whenever you are surprised you say 'ai-go' ^^^^^^?? : 24. You are honked at and you call the driver a 'babo seki ya' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size : : 26. You understand what they're trying to sell through the loudspeaker in that t : ruck that drives by your house every morning. : : 27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth when a shopkeeper offers yo : u their 'best price' : : 28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are 'good' : : 30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack Bar ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 31. You've bought everything they sell on the subway : : 32. You don't even notice the captions when watching an American movie : : 33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the market so you can pop those 'bb : on-dae-gi' ^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to McDonalds : : 35. You've eaten pig's feet : : 36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts. : : 37. You can pronounce 'hyundai' correctly : : 38. You think it's odd that the bus driver doesn't play the radio out loud back : in the States. : : 39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her upon your return to the Stat : es : : 40. You're 5ft.9in. and you think you're kind of tall. : : 41. You start using henna rinse when you see your first grey hair ^^^^^?? : : 42. You hear someone release gas and you say, 'Who bang-goo'ed?' ^^^^^^^^^?? : : 43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a cup of 'coffees' : : 44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor : : 45. You have started snapping your gum in public : : 46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and fish heads : : 47. You refer to your POV as your 'my car' ^^^^?? : : 48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a mountain for two hours and runn : ing into a young woman all dressed up in heals and a young man in a suit and tie : : : 49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if he has moved into his new : 'apar-t,' yet : : 50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an apartment building as a mansion : : 51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you say, 'No sweat-ee da' ^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 52. Your favorite exclamation is 'Ai-go jook get da' : ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? 好像有點多 不好意思 謝謝願意幫忙的人 -- http://www.wretch.cc/blog/sosoz 是阿 我在韓國 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.152.180.95 ※ 編輯: breadz 來自: 163.152.180.95 (03/22 00:58)
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