Re: You know that you're been in Korea too long …

看板Korea (韓國)作者breadz (i love bread)時間19年前 (2006/03/22 00:22)推噓0(0推 0噓 0→)

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我在試著翻成中文給我朋友看可是裡面有些東西我不太確定是什麼意思可以請知道的人跟我說一下嗎? ※ 引述《Phuv (番薯)》之銘言： : 蠻貼切的呼呼大家看看笑笑囉 : ** You know you've been in Korea too long if ** : : 1. You don't mind paying more for coffee than dinner : : 2. You want to go back to the States and open an IMF HOF HOUSE ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't bother you : : 4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors : : 5. You don't even notice the misspelled signs in English (eg.'openning') : : 6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and walk briskly : : 7. You say “o-rai, o-rai” when your helping your buddy back up his car. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in sc : hool combined. ^^^^^?? : : 9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast : : 10. You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo Book Store. : : 12. You don't mind playing basketball on dirt. : : 13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names (H.O.T. R.E.F. DJ D.O.C. : G.O.D.) : : 14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold : : 15. You hate Japan for no apparent reason : : 16. You bow to all of your white friends : : 17. You look for a Lotteria when you're in Minnesota ^^^^^^^^^?? : : 18. You enjoy bad tasting instant coffee in luxury settings : : 19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a crowded elevator : : 20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think it is ok : : 21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permed and wear unmatched : clothes and anklets : : 22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon : : 23. Whenever you are surprised you say 'ai-go' ^^^^^^?? : 24. You are honked at and you call the driver a 'babo seki ya' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 25. U.S. dollars look small in physical size : : 26. You understand what they're trying to sell through the loudspeaker in that t : ruck that drives by your house every morning. : : 27. You find yourself sucking air through your teeth when a shopkeeper offers yo : u their 'best price' : : 28. You salivate every time you see a Lassie episode ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 29. You know exactly what kind of dogs are 'good' : : 30. You look forward to lunches at the KATUSA Snack Bar ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 31. You've bought everything they sell on the subway : : 32. You don't even notice the captions when watching an American movie : : 33. You find yourself wanting to got back to the market so you can pop those 'bb : on-dae-gi' ^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 34. You bring along your own chopsticks when you go to McDonalds : : 35. You've eaten pig's feet : : 36. Korean cops no longer look like boy scouts. : : 37. You can pronounce 'hyundai' correctly : : 38. You think it's odd that the bus driver doesn't play the radio out loud back : in the States. : : 39. The waitress cusses you out for not tipping her upon your return to the Stat : es : : 40. You're 5ft.9in. and you think you're kind of tall. : : 41. You start using henna rinse when you see your first grey hair ^^^^^?? : : 42. You hear someone release gas and you say, 'Who bang-goo'ed?' ^^^^^^^^^?? : : 43. The first thing you ask for at a restaurant is a cup of 'coffees' : : 44. You go to a concert and bow back at the conductor : : 45. You have started snapping your gum in public : : 46. You start having a midnight snack of cold rice and fish heads : : 47. You refer to your POV as your 'my car' ^^^^?? : : 48. You stop being surprised after laboring up a mountain for two hours and runn : ing into a young woman all dressed up in heals and a young man in a suit and tie : : : 49. You call back to the States and ask your friend if he has moved into his new : 'apar-t,' yet : : 50. You are on leave in the States and refer to an apartment building as a mansion : : 51. Someone steps on your toe and apologizes and you say, 'No sweat-ee da' ^^^^^^^^^^^^?? : : 52. Your favorite exclamation is 'Ai-go jook get da' : ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^?? 好像有點多不好意思謝謝願意幫忙的人 -- http://www.wretch.cc/blog/sosoz 是阿我在韓國 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 163.152.180.95 ※ 編輯: breadz 來自: 163.152.180.95 (03/22 00:58)